Even though Iâm separated from them at a distance, with all the weirdly dressed people in the way, I still see the naked man bound in dark red ropes.
As for whether heâs wearing something over the lower half of his body, or what heâs wearing, I canât see it because of the table, chairs, and other things that are in the way.
In short, the impression that guy gives me is:
A pervert!
And he might even be into Su0026M.
Of course, itâs unclear whether heâs a real pervert or just cosplaying.
âAlright, you can go in now,â the security guard says casually.
âHuh?â I doubt my ears.
I had lied about being here for Vice President Wu in my rush to give an excuse. I didnât expect to get permission at all. My original plan was to sneak in while the security guard went to inquire at the front desk, and catch that âmushroom man.â However, the large-scale cosplay scene inside gave me a shock, causing me to temporarily fall into a dazed state of questioning myself: âWho am I,â âWhere am I from,â and âWhat am I doing?â I didnât have the chance to take advantage of this opening.
âVice President Wu has given you permission to enter. Why? Do you not understand what Iâm saying?â The security guard senses my confusion.
Iâm even more surprised.
âV-Vice President Wu personally said to allow me entry?â
ThisâŠ
Is he trying to pull me into his marketing team?
The security officer glances at me.
âYou arenât very familiar with Vice President Wu?â
âIâve only met him a few times,â I quickly emphasize.
The security guard turns to look at the companyâs interior. Seeing that Vice President Wu wasnât nearby, he says, âVice President Wu doesnât like to talk. He doesnât answer questions or give instructions.
âLater, we figured out the rules. Whatever he doesnât object to on the spot is him giving tacit approval for.â
Is that so⊠But it could also be because of other reasons. I once knew a friend who wasnât smart and had a slow reaction. He only understood the first joke when someone was beginning the second joke. Perhaps Vice President Wu is such a person. He doesnât answer the question because heâs still digesting the information. He needs more than ten minutes to think about the answer⊠I donât argue with the security guard and just mutter inwardly.
Since I have an opportunity like this, I obviously wouldnât care if Vice President Wu really acquiesced or if the Creator had given him looks but forgot to give him intelligence. I immediately walk past the security guard and enter the neighboring company.
I carefully circle the edge of the room which is in a noisy din with all kinds of crazy dancing happening, searching for the mushroom man I created by mistake.
Skull decorations⊠Blood-colored juice⊠painting made of leather⊠This⊠Not only is the perverted boss next door a multi-level marketing person, but he also believes in some strange cult? As I scan my surroundings, my heart beats faster as my urge to escape increases.
If I wasnât already an Assassin and was able to do a Leap of Faith and be in possession of extraordinary powers, I definitely wouldnât have dared to stay any longer.
As I walk, I see a long table filled with breakfast.
At this moment, a man in a long black robe with a hood suddenly turns his head and looks at me.
âWho are you?â he asks hesitantly.
I reply without any scruples, âIâm cosplaying an employee!â
Just because all of you are cosplaying cultists or all kinds of strange figures, does that forbid me from doing a serious role?
âEmployeeâŠâ The man repeats my words in confusion.
He doesnât seem to have a high IQ⊠Thatâs true. If Iâm doing a MLM business, Iâll definitely like this kind of member more. Theyâre easy to deceive! I take this opportunity to walk past the black-robed man and to the long table.
As I sweep my gaze, joy suddenly surges in my heart.
I see that âmushroom manâ!
Itâs lying in a pile of roasted mushrooms, wrapping itself with a layer of sauce, pretending to be ordinary, normal food.
However, its seductive aura betrays it.
Even though thereâs a lot of food on the long table, it still stands out.
It doesnât seem to have a high IQ as well⊠I pretend not to notice as I slowly approach.
Then, I extend my hand toward the mushroom man.
At this moment, a fork stabs the âmushroom manâ and lifts it up before I can get to it.
The âmushroom manâ attempts to struggle, but to no avail. Itâs stuffed into the mouth of a âbeautiful-lookingâ man with a fork and is chewed.
Poor thing. As it had no mouth, it was eaten by the other party before it could even scream.
Me: ââŠâ
âWhat? Whatâs wrong?â the man with the androgynous looks asks in a muffled voice while eating the mushroom.
âAre you alright?â I ask hesitantly.
Gulp⊠The beautiful man swallows the last mouthful of mushroom.
âIâm good.â
âReally? Youâre fine?â I ask subconsciously.
I have a nagging feeling that a strange creature like the âmushroom manâ wouldnât die so easily.
âIâm fine.â The beautiful man shakes his head. âYou are?â
âIâm with Vice President Wu. How may I address you?â I carefully observe the other partyâs condition.
The beautiful manâs expression sinks.
âIâm Mr. A.â
I stare at him for a few seconds before smiling.
âIâm heading to Vice President Wuâs side.â
Without any hesitation, I maintain my smile and quickly leave the long table and walk out the door.
After leaving the neighboring company, I turn to the stairwell and hold in my expressions. I take out my phone.
âHello, is this the police? I found the site of a large-scale pyramid scheme!â