What if the stray dog I accidentally kicked to death was a dog-faced monster? What if the cute Ms. Sawada in my apartment is a slit-mouthed woman? What if those strange people I often beat up are vengeful spirits? What if even the apartment I rent is a notoriously haunted house? Please, do you think I'll believe you if you rush over to me in a shrine maiden's outfit during my working hours? I am a staunch atheist. This is the story of a former yakuza member who crosses over to Japan to work hard, buy a house, buy a car, and marry and have children (fog). This book adheres to the traditional Japanese light novel style, with scenes referencing real Japanese structures; it's not a unique method, not decisive killing, not a cold-blooded businessman. This book is suitable for anime lovers; anime insulators and fact-checkers should be cautious.