I, a conscientious corporate s*ave, ruined Boss Ning Yiheng’s suit because of a kitten sent to the office. I thought boss was going to be furious but boss said gently, “You have a good relationship with Li Xiaoming from Human Resources ah. I can always see you getting off work together.” Me: ? Ning Yiheng: “Oh, that’s right… I’m gay, you know?” Me: ??? My roommate Li Xiaoming was beautiful, has a good temperament, and was a flower in the office. No one sighed when they saw him: It was really gay ah! I immediately tied my head in knots: Boss mentioned Li Xiaoming + Boss admitted that he was gay = Why did he suddenly ask about my roommate? Boss wasn’t hinting that he likes my roommate, right?! Matchmaking boss with my roommate = making the boss happy = forgetting the soiled suit— I have entirely grasped the boss’s mind. “Boss, please rest assured, my roommate doesn’t have a partner!” — On a certain day of a certain month, I had dinner with my boss. I never forgot my mission: Thank you, boss, for inviting me to dinner, but this time the food was a bit salty, my roommate likes it sweet. Ning Yiheng (black face): Cheng Huai Xiu, you really care about your roommate. Me: … Ah?? — Why did my boss get angry when I pulled the strings for him ah? Waiting online, very urgent. — Warning: The shou’s brain circuits and focus are always different from normal people. — Bad with words and s*upid gong X Unromantic brain circuit, pure, and straight guy shou.