Originally titled "Harry Potter and the Alchemist," Albert, a content slacker, finds his life turned upside down after being reborn with a system and receiving a Hogwarts acceptance letter. He discovers he's transmigrated into the Harry Potter universe and must decide how to live his best life as a magical slacker. (Slice-of-life, fan-fiction, not solely focused on alchemy; please ignore the original title. See the author's notes for details.)