Why did Sasuke's Susanoo transform into a magical girl? Why did Might Guy go bald at a young age? Why did Danzo Shimura voluntarily give up being Hokage? Why did Orochimaru perform the White Snake Legend? Why did Tsunade become a laughing maniac? Why did Konan owe billions in debt? Why does Kurama like dog food? Why did Hinata turn into a yandere girl? Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the collapse of morality? Join Naruto Uzumaki and find out in Konoha. The main world is Naruto, and later there may be Type-Moon, Dragon Clan, etc. This is a lighthearted, invincible, slice-of-life novel with elements of cultivation and romance.