A protagonist, just about to shout 'Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west', cries out: "Where's my golden finger?!"
An antagonist, about to let out an evil laugh, exclaims: "What's this thing? Where's my ultimate move?!"
A villain, on the verge of an evil deed, says: "Brother, brother, cheer up! Why are you so short? Where did your length and firmness go?!"
Qi Feng silently puts away the treasure-exchanging divine light: "They're all mine."
Bloodlines, profound arts, good luck, attribute points, golden fingers, blessed lands, supreme sacred methods, beautiful girls...
With the divine light in hand, nothing in the world cannot be brushed, nothing cannot be exchanged!
Serious version:
In a world of extraordinary abilities, the strong rule.
The law of the jungle, the strongest fist prevails!
The monsters and demons in storybooks actually exist, urban legends...