T/N: In Chinese, the 穿 in time travel is the same character as the 穿 in wear clothes. “Why must I travel back in time (穿越 chuan yue)?” – Qing Qiao “Because… If you don’t wear clothes (穿 chuan)… You’ll catch a cold…” – Qing Qiao’s servant girl, Dong Xi. If you once thought this was a time traveling novel… What is a Benz? Beautiful men step aside. As a knowledgable woman who has gone through higher education, how can I tolerate a backward life without a computer, without chocolate, without a flushing toilet bowl? No matter what I must return back to the future! Thus started, Gu Qing Qiao’s silly ridiculous legend, a side-splittingly funny case that started with one bowl of roast pork rice. But sadly, we may have guessed the start, but we weren’t able to guess the end…