“The Straight Roommate Keeps Secretly Drinking My Cola” Song Tianxi is the top beauty in the dance department, majoring in classical dance. His graceful dance moves and elegant figure are unparalleled. When he wears a chiffon dress, he’s as delicate as a blooming lotus, captivating everyone. People who practice dancing need to stay in shape, but Song Tianxi has an addiction to sweets. In order to avoid excess fat on his alluring waistline, he only drinks three sips of cola each day. However, someone actually stole his leftover cola?! Song Tianxi: Every time I drink cola, I lick the sugar residue from the bottle’s mouth clean. How can someone not find that repulsive? The real culprit was quickly discovered. It was Su Yan, the captain of the volleyball team in the same dormitory. This guy was tall, healthy, handsome, and carried an air of pride. He was dubbed the “Last Straight Man of X University.” Many same-s*x admirers attempted to confess their feelings, but they were coldly rejected by his cutting words. Song Tianxi: I’m literally gay, and yet he’s not bothered by it at all? Su Yan’s behavior becomes increasingly outrageous: In the morning, he would put skimmed calcium-enriched hot milk in Song Tianxi’s pocket; At night, he would forcibly crawl into Song Tianxi’s bed curtains and cuddle him to sleep; Song Tianxi, without hesitation, drinks the leftover cola he touched, and even after chugging it down, he smacks his lips, savoring the taste. In everyone’s eyes, the “Last Straight Man of X University” seems to have bent into a ball of steel wire, with no hope of remaining straight. Song Tianxi gradually indulges in this meticulous care. Every night during practice, he likes to lift one leg high against Su Yan’s tall 190cm frame, positioning his leg in front of a floor-to-ceiling mirror. He gets close to Su Yan’s Adam’s apple and in a deep, sweet voice asks, “What do you eat to grow so tall? My leg is getting strained.” It wasn’t until Song Tianxi overheard Su Yan chatting with his teammates that he realized Captain Su had mistaken him for taking care of a child from a mature family. Su Yan would put his hands in his pockets and disdainfully say, “Being gay is the most disgusting thing. If it weren’t for my family’s business, who would have the time to serve him like this?” Turns out, everything he liked was misplaced charity. Song Tianxi moved out of the dormitory. During a charity performance, Song Tianxi didn’t have time to remove his makeup. He stood on the street after rain, wearing a sexy undershirt, looking like a peerless peony in its prime. A Maybach parked slowly, and a man with an unfriendly expression walked out, attempting to forcefully take Song Tianxi away. Then a Harley motorcycle abruptly braked, and Su Yan, who got off the bike, rushed over. Later on, Su Yan, with red eyes, cried to Song Tianxi. “I care about you, not because I dislike gay people, but because the person I like happens to be a boy.” “Tian Tian, I was wrong, please don’t abandon me, okay?” Unaware of his own charm, the first-place dancer entices with × straight-style hard moves and licks his “wife’s” bottle cap with both hands and feet.