A reporter interviews Admiral Allen, the most prolific pirate-capturer in the Navy, exploring the reasons behind his success. Allen attributes it to love, responsibility, and duty, but rumors suggest his motivations are more self-serving. The interview delves into these rumors, including the sign "The Justice of Money" hanging in his office and his reputation for freeloading. Allen vehemently denies these accusations, claiming it's "The Justice of Spending Money" and emphasizing his disinterest in wealth.